Friday, April 10, 2015

The Epic Battle

I had a Geek Dad moment recently. My 3 year old daughter asked me if she could play with one of my Ninja Turtles I had on the shelf in order to “have a battle” with the Disney princesses…I shed a tear of pride at how awesome an idea that was. I may have encouraged the war with the inclusion of Moses and a few Pokemon. The Pokemon were decimated early and are not in the picture.

What you are seeing here is the remnants of the most epic of battles between greatest armies ever assembled.

 Team Princess Vs. Everyone Else 

 “Team Princess” consisted of Ariel, Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, Batgirl, Minnie Mouse, My Little Pony, and Donatello (Ninja Turtle) This team made sense as the ultimate force for good. Who better to augment the pure offensive power of the Little Mermaid than the strategic intelligence of the “brains” of the Ninja Turtles, Donatello? The combination of a My Little Pony and Batgirl proved to be a genius duo that has changed the role of mounted cavalry forever. Not sense since the Mongols rode out of the steppes has mounted warfare been so effective.

 The opposition was Team “Everyone not affiliated with Team Princess” which had random Ninja Turtle Villains, The Joker, Pokemon, and Moses. Moses was the surprise addition here. Who knew he would start batting for the bad guys? All those years of Egyptian oppression finally boiled over when he cast Minnie Mouse from atop the playground. He would get his comeuppance later when Ariel made a sacrificial dive to take out both Moses and The Joker in what I thought would be the climatic finish. However, the battle took a unexpected turn when My Little Pony needed to brush her hair and Team Princess forfeited at the brink of victory for the impromptu grooming session.

Thursday, April 9, 2015

Chronic Not Blogging Disorder

I like to write, and I like technology. How do I combine the two? The simple answer is simply write a purely tech blog. There are a million of these and they are nothing special. I am also not really interested in writing a “tech blog”. Sure, I like playing with new tech, but I don’t necessarily have anything new to offer in regards to insight on said new tech that isn't already being done on a million other websites. There are plenty of places to get the latest news on a tech gadget by more well established groups in the industry. I’m fairly certain my perspective isn't going to offer any more insight than a seasoned IT journalist, nor do I have the access to provide it.

However, I do have the urge to write and to share thoughts on the tech industry. My approach will need to be different than most, and may not be the type of perspective everyone is looking for. I am certainly not after sponsors or to please advertisers. That’s a thin rope many tech sites have to walk on a daily basis, and I'd rather not go there.

Tech is just one of my loves. I also happen to love Family, Fantasy, History, Gaming, Humor and Travel. Each of those topics are also quite well represented in the blogosphere (is that term even used anymore?). My answer to the issue of how to blog about my interests was to try encompass them into a single entity. A cultural identity I associated as "Geek". Hence the name of my blog, Geeks On Fire. Geek being the interest, and fire being the passion for those interests. I'm keeping the concept, and I will continue to write about the wide range of my interests, but I plan to experiment over the next few months with a bit more focus on the tech side of things. I'm in a new job where the option to write about tech is on the table, and that's too good of an opportunity to let pass by. The scope is open, and the role is far from defined. It needs to be within my interests, and within the interests of my company. I hope you enjoy the content exploration as I try to find the right niche. When the time is right and I found the groove I need to be in, I will share where you can find the new content. My normal Geek posts will still be here, but you will see some different things cropping up in the near future. Con season is approaching, so be prepared for that stuff to hit the blog again.

For now I leave you with a Firefly miniature I painted terribly, but love it dearly.